Sunday, March 15, 2009
A Gorilla Eating Demon is loose in Chicago
People of Earth. This is what I was talking about. Do you think this was easy for me to see before eight in the morning on my way to work? It was horrifying. I could not think of a way to save this gorilla from the demon gnawing on its shoulder without being late for work so I just let it fend for itself. I snapped a picture so I could warn you all.
Hope you're ok, Urban Gorilla.